i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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