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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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