is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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