I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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