Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
