i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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MIDGETS
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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