he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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