i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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