i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
