So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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