1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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