butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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