what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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