I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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