I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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