and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dignity is for republicans.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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