I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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