oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
