haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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