It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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