That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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