I need help removing her.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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