Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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