I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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