Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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