It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
love makes seman taste better
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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