Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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