Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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