...so i touched it.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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