My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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