So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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