just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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