Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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