Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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