Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
it glows. i had to have it.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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