life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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