It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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