chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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