Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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