Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Vodka?
Forever.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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