So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Floor bacon is actually really good
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
