You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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