just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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