Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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