But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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