Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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