For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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