So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I'm really busy with my period
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