yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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