yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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