community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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