My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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