3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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